A tradesman on a building site at the end of the day
100% clean formula · No nasties · Made in Australia

Get Dirty AF.
When Clean Matters.

Seriously good body wash for the men you care about.

Four clean ingredients. No synthetic fragrance. No foaming agents. No fillers.
Just a ridiculously good clean they'll actually want to use.

Shop for him Why it's different
Australian made
100% clean formula
Cruelty free · vegan
Food-grade ingredients
Aluminium free
Easy returns
A woman turning a body wash bottle over to read the back of it
The one doing the buying

You read the label.
He probably doesn't.

You care about what goes into your home, what you eat — and what goes onto your family's skin.

So do we.

Dirty AF is body wash stripped back to what actually needs to be there. Four clean ingredients. Nothing hiding behind a fancy label.

And the best bit? The men in your life will actually use it.

Find the one for him
What's in it · what's not

Turn his body wash around. Read the label.

Now read ours.
Bicarb soda. Distilled vodka. Essential oils. Castor oil.
That's it.

The four ingredients: bicarbonate soda, distilled vodka, essential oils and castor oil

What's in the tub

  • Food-grade bicarbonate soda — neutralises the acidic bacteria behind body odour and gently buffs away impurities.
  • Distilled vodka — a gentler alcohol that lifts grime away.
  • Essential oils — nourish the skin and scent it, with no synthetic perfumes that disrupt hormones.
  • Castor oil — fatty acids that hydrate and restore suppleness.

What's never in it

  • No parabens
  • No mineral oils
  • No synthetic fragrance
  • No foaming agents
  • No dyes or bleaches
  • No synthetic preservatives
  • No sulphates or silicones
  • No fillers
  • Aluminium free · cruelty free · vegan
  • Sustainable, reusable packaging

Go read the bottle in your shower. We'll wait.

Dirty AFThe bottle you've got
IngredientsFour. All pronounceable.Count them yourself
ScentEssential oils onlyLook for "parfum" or "fragrance"
FoamNone — no foaming agentsBubbles doing the marketing
ColourNone addedCheck for artificial colours
PackagingReusable tubSingle-use plastic bottle
MadeHandcrafted in AustraliaCheck the fine print
Functional, not fancy

For real people who get dirty

Body wash, scrub and deodoriser in one tub. Here's the actual job it does.

01

The stink

Body odour is bacteria on your skin producing acidic compounds. Bicarb neutralises those acids on contact — that's why the label says deodoriser, not just wash.

02

The strip

That tight, squeaky feeling after a shower isn't clean — it's your natural oils stripped away. This paste mops sebum rather than melting it. A controlled, gentle polish — not a sandblasting.

03

The itch

Your skin's acid mantle sits around pH 4.5–5.5. Bicarb is mildly alkaline, so it temporarily nudges pH upward — which can calm itchy, irritated areas. Run dry? Start with Morning Glory.

Start here

Who are you getting Dirty AF?

01

My teenage son

For sweat, sport, school bags and teenage funk.

Start with Morning Glory
02

My partner

For the man whose current body wash has 27 ingredients and smells like a nightclub.

Start with Alpha
03

Me

Because apparently the boys don't get to have all the good stuff.

Start with Queen
Four fusions · one clean

Which Dirty AF is for them?

One tub, four personalities. Pick by how you want them to feel when they step out of the shower.

Alpha 500g tub

Alpha

Earthy · Masculine
The one to buy for him. Frankincense, vetiver, myrrh and patchouli. Grounding and smoky — for the days he actually gets dirty.
$40· 500g
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Morning Glory 500g tub

Morning Glory

Bright · Citrus-kissed
Lemon, wild orange, sandalwood and clary sage, on a castor oil base. The one for dry skin.
$40· 500g
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Queen 500g tub

Queen

Floral · Cheeky
Basil, bergamot, ylang ylang, clary sage and pink Himalayan salt. Bright and impossible to ignore.
$40· 500g
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Careless Whisper 500g tub

Careless Whisper

Tender · Calming
Lavender, geranium, cardamom and juniper. Soft, warm and quiet — calm skin, calmer head.
$40· 500g
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The bathroom nobody talks about

Teenage boys get Dirty AF.

Sweat. Sport. Hormones. School shoes. Enough said.

You probably can't stop him getting dirty. You can care about what he gets clean with.

  • Four clean ingredients
  • No synthetic fragrance
  • No foaming agents
  • No fillers

Just a ridiculously good clean he'll actually want to use.

Shop Morning Glory
Muddy football boots and a sports bag dumped on the back step after training
Thirty seconds · no wrong answers

Not sure which one he'll like?

Three questions. Answer for him — or for yourself — and we'll call the scent.

1/3 Your shower is…

Sensitive skin? Patch test first. Still torn?The Foursome is all four — $150.

Same day · same bloke

Wear it home. Wash it off.

Covered in dust and sweat at the end of a day on the tools
On the tools
The same man showering it all off afterwards
Twenty minutes later
Finishing a concrete slab at dusk

Tight isn't clean.
It's stripped.

Made for the mess

Earn your shower

Washing up at an outdoor tap after a day's work
Work days
Deadlifting in a gym
Gym days
Two men arm wrestling on a pub table
Show-off days
How to use

Three steps. That's the ritual.

01

Scoop

Dispense a small amount into your hand.

02

Activate

Add a little water to bring the paste to life.

03

Wash

Use it in the shower, then rinse. Seal the lid tightly after use.

Handcrafted, not factory made — every tub varies slightly, and crystallised edges are just the bicarb and vodka doing their thing. Sensitive or eczema-prone skin: patch test first, and start with Morning Glory if you run dry.

Dirty AF paste worked into wet skin
The texture

A paste, not a foam

No foaming agents means no bubbles doing the marketing for you. The paste is worked straight onto wet skin, so the bicarb can neutralise odour and buff away the day where it actually sits.

How to use it
Stock up · hit free shipping

Bundles that get you over $90

Free shipping starts at $90, Australia-wide.

Dirty Duo — one tub and one pouch

Dirty Duo

1 tub + 1 pouch
$70
 Threesome — two tubs and one pouch

Threesome

2 tubs + 1 pouch
$100
 Foursome — four 500g tubs

Foursome

4 × 500g tubs
$150
The story

From one mum to another.

As a mum of boys, men's physical and mental health has always mattered deeply to me.

But it became a whole lot more personal when I found myself sitting in a doctor's office, hearing the words no parent ever wants to hear about their child.

Some moments change the way you see everything. That was mine. It made me question everything I put on their skin.

"Gentle."  "Natural."  "Derived from organic ingredients."

Sounds safe. Until you read the ingredient list.

Body wash was one of the worst offenders.

Foaming agents. Synthetic fragrances. Preservatives. Fillers.

So I decided to make my own — something I can really trust — and stripped it right back to the four necessary ingredients that are good for your skin. Nothing else.

Izzy · owner
Bought by her · used by him

What customers actually said

Putting a tub of Dirty AF on the shelf in her son's bathroom
He uses it. She chooses it.

"After a long day with the horses in the sun, this knocks out underarm and foot odour like nothing else. Clean, simple, feels good and WORKS. Smells incredible, leaves my skin soft, and zero irritation to cracks and cuts on my dry hands. I also love that this is all natural, recyclable packaging, and local 💕 it will make an amazing gift at Christmas for all the conscientious girls in my life."

Heather · Queen 500g Tub

"Great to see a product that lives up to the hype - I've been using "Alpha" after my girlfriend bought it for me. I love the texture and how it smells (masculine) and best part is that she loves how it smells on me too."

Eddie
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"Amazing products!!! Thanks for a great bundle and a speedy delivery!!!"

Grazyna Kornel 64 Property · Father’s Day Shower Ritual BundleSeptember 2026

"Just as soft and wonderful feeling and clean without being dry. Love it. This one ie careless whisper is floral but not too strong and not too subtle. Just right. Clary sage bursts onto the scene now and again which is very grounding to smell."

Ms · Travel Buddies - 150g Travel PouchesSeptember 2026

"I tried the alpha one last night even though I’m female over 60. I just love those essential oils. They are very grounding. very soft product to put on but at the same time there is some exfoliating factor there but the grains of the bicarb are so finely milled it doesn’t feel like exfoliation And the smell is divine. Stays on my body for hours and at first I was concerned my skin was feeling dry but once I was out of the shower within a couple of minutes my skin was as soft as it has ever been - even more. I’m not sure how those four ingredients do that But it’s brilliant stuff and I look forward to more fragrances being created. Quality of oil smells of excellence level. Im yet to try the other purchase which is a more floral one but even the morning after my shower the skin has still got that soft feel. It just feels conditioned but not over conditioned it. My texture of skin even looks better. I look forward to more products coming out of this company. 🥰🥰"

Ms · Travel Buddies - 150g Travel PouchesSeptember 2026

"Smells like a luxurious spa and feels just as good but even better as you don’t have to go away somewhere to enjoy it! Really love the smooth texture, the beautiful aroma and how it leaves my skin feeling. Love it!"

Lauren · Queen 500g TubAugust 2026

"Who knew getting Dirty AF could leave you feeling this clean? 😂 The texture is amazing, my skin feels smooth and hydrated, and the scent lingers just enough. Safe to say this won't be my last tub!"

Tash · Careless Whisper 500g TubAugust 2026

"Dirty AF feels less like a body wash and more like a skincare ritual. The quality is obvious from the first use, and my skin has never felt so clean without being stripped. Highly recommend"

Robbie LewisJuly 2026

"I’m throwing all my other body washes in the bin ! Fast delivery, smells great and cleaner skin"

Robbie Lewis · Alpha Dirty Duo Bundle. 1 x Tub, 1 x PouchJune 2026

"Easy to interface with this company, I also have met them in person at a local market, they are friendly and welcoming. Passionate about cleanliness!"

Elena JeffreysJune 2026

"The smell, packaging, look and extras with this bundle are gorgeous. And then.... have a shower and find out how amazing the product really is! Cleanliness without dryness, an aromatic experience without oiliness, and super luxurious."

Elena Jeffreys · Queen Shower Ritual BundleJune 2026

"Love the brand, love the products."

Tim HarrisMay 2026

"Absolutely wonderful stuff and it works as the name suggests it should!"

Tim Harris · Queen 500g PouchMay 2026

"Great product. Works well. Smells great."

Michael · Alpha 500g TubMay 2026

"Where have you been all my life…love this product, feels lovely on the skin and smells delish"

Aparna Burke · Queen 500g TubApril 2026

"I didn’t realise what “clean” really felt like until I used this product and now I can’t go back to mainstream bodywash"

AndyMarch 2026

"Love the stuff!"

Ivo Kornel · Alpha 500g PouchMarch 2026

"Absolutely love the product. I bought Alpha and Queen for the wife. She loves it. Let’s just say I go to bed smelling amazing and feeling super refreshed. The wife loves it. Hands on me! Do yourself a favor fellas and buy this product."

Ivo Kornel · Queen 500g PouchMarch 2026

"Im a bit of a stickler for “all natural” and I didn’t know what to expect from Dirty AF but I absolutely love how it tingles and then seems to melt as it absorbs. Love that it’s all pure, natural and hand crafted. I’m excited to try some of the other scents next."

ZaraDecember 2025

"I’m obsessed with the Dirty AF body wash. The first thing I noticed was the smooth, creamy consistency and the incredible scent. It feels genuinely luxurious and glides onto the skin effortlessly, like a mini spa moment in the shower. The quality of the ingredients is obvious straight away; it’s hydrating and perfect for both cleansing and massaging into the skin. I also love that the blends work beautifully for both men and women. Your skin feels refreshed, clean, and nourished after every wash and best of all, there are zero nasties. I can’t wait to try more from this range. Total game changer."

LeiaDecember 2025

"There’s nothing dirty about it. All natural and made by hand. It’s that extra feeling of freshness before you take on the day. This is for everyone who wants to leave the house with that bounce of body confidence"

PaulDecember 2025

"Dirty AF makes showering extra invigorating and I love how fresh and revitalised I feel. The essential oils are divine and sensation on the skin is like nothing I’ve ever experienced. My pits have never smelled better. This is my new shower staple!"

ElishaDecember 2025
The dirty ones

Get dirty with us

Mud runs, camp showers and the odd questionable joke — this is what the tub gets up to. Follow @dirtyaf.aus.

True grit — covered head to toe in mud, Alpha tub in hand Washing off after the mud run Outdoor shower, paste on Alpha pouch out bush for the weekend Liquid therapy Pouches, gua sha tool and raw bicarb
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Straight answers

Questions people actually ask

What actually is a guasha body wash?

Gua sha is a centuries-old East Asian practice of massaging and scraping the skin rather than just washing over it. This is a cheeky reinvention of it: a paste you work straight onto wet skin instead of a foam that sits on top. It is made to be massaged in — especially the bacteria-prone spots like the armpits and groin, where sweat and odour actually start. Body wash, scrub and deodoriser in one tub — four ingredients, nothing else.

Why doesn't it foam?

No foaming agents means no bubbles doing the marketing for you. The paste is worked onto wet skin, so the bicarb can neutralise odour and buff away the day where it actually sits.

How do I use it?

Scoop a small amount into your hand and add a little water to activate the paste. Massage it into the armpits and groin first — wherever there are lymph nodes and sweat glands — then over the rest of the body that needs a deep clean. Rinse off. Seal the lid tightly after use.

My tub looks a bit different to my last one. Normal?

Completely. Handcrafted, not factory made — every tub varies slightly, and crystallised edges are just the bicarb and vodka doing their thing.

What about sensitive skin?

Patch test first — it contains vodka and bicarb, which can irritate some people. If you're prone to dryness, start with Morning Glory. When in doubt, check with a healthcare professional.

Shipping and returns?

Free shipping on orders over $90, Australia-wide — orders typically take 3–7 business days. Unopened products can be returned: see our refund policy for how.

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Australia-wide. Handcrafted in Australia since 2024. See our refund policy for returns.

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