- Regular price
- $40.00
Step into a radiant ritual with the Queen 500g Tub. More than just a wash, it is a bold invitation to your wild, clean self. This cheeky guasha body wash, 100% clean formula blends nature’s finest botanicals to detox, delight and leave your skin glowing like it has just heard a secret. The floral feminine scent teases confidence while deeply hydrating with a soft, never greasy touch.
Ingredients:
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Basil: oil of strength and stamina that fuels your fire
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Bergamot: oil of self-love that releases all the rubbish
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Ylang Ylang: oil of joy that cracks open your inner child
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Clary Sage: oil of sharp vision and balance that grounds you
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Frankincense: oil of truth and wisdom that wraps your skin in calm
- Pink Himalayan Salt: the detoxifying mineral that cleanses and revitalizes
Give your skin the ritual it craves. Grab your Queen 500g tub and transform your shower into a moment of pure, unapologetic magic!
Customer Service
Customer Service
We’re here to help. Our friendly support team is available to assist with product questions, orders, or anything you need along the way. We’re committed to making your experience smooth, simple, and stress-free.
Return Policy
Return Policy
We offer hassle-free 30-day returns. If you’re not completely satisfied, unused items can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order. Simply reach out to our support team and we’ll guide you through the process.
Better together
What's in the Queen blend
Bright and impossible to ignore.
Three steps. That's the ritual.
Scoop
Dispense a small amount into your hand.
Activate
Add a little water to bring the paste to life.
Wash
Use it in the shower, then rinse. Seal the lid tightly after use.
Handcrafted, not factory made — every tub varies slightly, and crystallised edges are just the bicarb and vodka doing their thing. Sensitive or eczema-prone skin: patch test first, and start with Morning Glory if you run dry.
Four ingredients you can pronounce
What's in the tub
- Food-grade bicarbonate soda — neutralises the acidic bacteria behind body odour and gently buffs away impurities.
- Distilled vodka — a gentler alcohol that lifts grime away.
- Essential oils — nourish the skin and scent it, with no synthetic perfumes that disrupt hormones.
- Castor oil — fatty acids that hydrate and restore suppleness.
What's never in it
- No parabens
- No mineral oils
- No synthetic fragrance
- No foaming agents
- No dyes or bleaches
- No synthetic preservatives
- No sulphates or silicones
- No fillers
- Aluminium free · cruelty free · vegan
- Sustainable, reusable packaging
Go read the bottle in your shower. We'll wait.
| Dirty AF | The bottle you've got | |
|---|---|---|
| Ingredients | Four. All pronounceable. | Count them yourself |
| Scent | Essential oils only | Look for "parfum" or "fragrance" |
| Foam | None — no foaming agents | Bubbles doing the marketing |
| Colour | None added | Check for artificial colours |
| Packaging | Reusable tub | Single-use plastic bottle |
| Made | Handcrafted in Australia | Check the fine print |
Complete the ritual
Free shipping starts at $90, Australia-wide.
Before you ask
Why doesn't it foam?
No foaming agents means no bubbles doing the marketing for you. The paste is worked onto wet skin, so the bicarb can neutralise odour and buff away the day where it actually sits.
What about sensitive skin?
Patch test first — it contains vodka and bicarb, which can irritate some people. If you're prone to dryness, start with Morning Glory. When in doubt, check with a healthcare professional.
Shipping and returns?
Free shipping on orders over $90, Australia-wide — orders typically take 3–7 business days. Unopened products can be returned: see our refund policy for how.