- Regular price
- $100.00
Three ways to indulge. Two generous tubs paired with one sleek travel pouch to keep your skin drenched in moisture wherever life takes you. This trio is designed for those who want their skin ritual to feel luxurious at home and effortless on the move.
Dirty AF Swing Threesome Bundle is more than hydration. It is a sensual skin ritual that wraps your body in warmth, softness and glow. Two full tubs invite you into slow nourishing moments, while the pouch keeps moisture close for touch-ups anytime your skin calls for comfort. Botanical oils work together to leave skin supple, balanced and irresistibly smooth.
Includes:
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Two tubs for deep moisture and indulgent skin rituals
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One travel pouch for hydration and comfort on the go
Why the Dirty AF Swing Threesome Bundle works
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Gives you flexibility without sacrificing indulgence
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Deeply moisturises while supporting skin balance
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Botanical aromas that feel soft warm and inviting
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Leaves skin smooth radiant and beautifully cared for
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Vegan and cruelty-free because your skin and the planet deserve the best
Slip into your skin ritual with ease and confidence. The Dirty AF Swing Threesome Bundle keeps your skin game flexible, indulgent and wickedly clean.
Customer Service
Customer Service
We’re here to help. Our friendly support team is available to assist with product questions, orders, or anything you need along the way. We’re committed to making your experience smooth, simple, and stress-free.
Return Policy
Return Policy
We offer hassle-free 30-day returns. If you’re not completely satisfied, unused items can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order. Simply reach out to our support team and we’ll guide you through the process.
Better together
Every tub, the same four ingredients
Food-grade bicarbonate soda, distilled vodka, essential oils and castor oil. The scent changes; the clean doesn't.
Three steps. That's the ritual.
Scoop
Dispense a small amount into your hand.
Activate
Add a little water to bring the paste to life.
Wash
Use it in the shower, then rinse. Seal the lid tightly after use.
Handcrafted, not factory made — every tub varies slightly, and crystallised edges are just the bicarb and vodka doing their thing. Sensitive or eczema-prone skin: patch test first, and start with Morning Glory if you run dry.
Four ingredients you can pronounce
What's in the tub
- Food-grade bicarbonate soda — neutralises the acidic bacteria behind body odour and gently buffs away impurities.
- Distilled vodka — a gentler alcohol that lifts grime away.
- Essential oils — nourish the skin and scent it, with no synthetic perfumes that disrupt hormones.
- Castor oil — fatty acids that hydrate and restore suppleness.
What's never in it
- No parabens
- No mineral oils
- No synthetic fragrance
- No foaming agents
- No dyes or bleaches
- No synthetic preservatives
- No sulphates or silicones
- No fillers
- Aluminium free · cruelty free · vegan
- Sustainable, reusable packaging
Go read the bottle in your shower. We'll wait.
| Dirty AF | The bottle you've got | |
|---|---|---|
| Ingredients | Four. All pronounceable. | Count them yourself |
| Scent | Essential oils only | Look for "parfum" or "fragrance" |
| Foam | None — no foaming agents | Bubbles doing the marketing |
| Colour | None added | Check for artificial colours |
| Packaging | Reusable tub | Single-use plastic bottle |
| Made | Handcrafted in Australia | Check the fine print |
Complete the ritual
Free shipping starts at $90, Australia-wide.
Before you ask
Why doesn't it foam?
No foaming agents means no bubbles doing the marketing for you. The paste is worked onto wet skin, so the bicarb can neutralise odour and buff away the day where it actually sits.
What about sensitive skin?
Patch test first — it contains vodka and bicarb, which can irritate some people. If you're prone to dryness, start with Morning Glory. When in doubt, check with a healthcare professional.
Shipping and returns?
Free shipping on orders over $90, Australia-wide — orders typically take 3–7 business days. Unopened products can be returned: see our refund policy for how.