- Regular price
- $80.00
Give Dad the shower he’s earned with the Father’s Day Shower Ritual Bundle a bold, practical gift for the man who deserves more than another pair of socks.
This wickedly clean gift set brings together a 500g Tub of Alpha and a 500g Pouch of Morning Glory. Alpha delivers an earthy, grounding blend of frankincense, vetiver, myrrh and patchouli, while Morning Glory awakens the senses with bright citrus, warm botanicals and nourishing castor oil.
Packed inside a customised toiletry bag and finished with a cheeky bonus gift, it’s the complete shower ritual for home, the gym, weekends away or wherever Dad’s next adventure takes him.
What’s inside:
- Customised Toiletry Bag: A practical home for Dad’s shower essentials
- Alpha 500g Tub: An earthy guasha body wash that cleanses, gently exfoliates and deodorises
- Morning Glory 500g Pouch: A bright, citrus-kissed blend made to refresh and nourish the skin
- Bonus Gift: A little extra surprise, just for Dad
Handcrafted with bold botanicals and created for a wickedly satisfying clean. Vegan, cruelty-free and sustainably packaged.
Give Dad a Father’s Day gift he’ll actually use. Grab the complete ritual for $80 AUD and make his next shower Dirty AF in the cleanest possible way!
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Return Policy
Return Policy
We offer hassle-free 30-day returns. If you’re not completely satisfied, unused items can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order. Simply reach out to our support team and we’ll guide you through the process.
Better together
Every tub, the same four ingredients
Food-grade bicarbonate soda, distilled vodka, essential oils and castor oil. The scent changes; the clean doesn't.
Three steps. That's the ritual.
Scoop
Dispense a small amount into your hand.
Activate
Add a little water to bring the paste to life.
Wash
Use it in the shower, then rinse. Seal the lid tightly after use.
Handcrafted, not factory made — every tub varies slightly, and crystallised edges are just the bicarb and vodka doing their thing. Sensitive or eczema-prone skin: patch test first, and start with Morning Glory if you run dry.
Four ingredients you can pronounce
What's in the tub
- Food-grade bicarbonate soda — neutralises the acidic bacteria behind body odour and gently buffs away impurities.
- Distilled vodka — a gentler alcohol that lifts grime away.
- Essential oils — nourish the skin and scent it, with no synthetic perfumes that disrupt hormones.
- Castor oil — fatty acids that hydrate and restore suppleness.
What's never in it
- No parabens
- No mineral oils
- No synthetic fragrance
- No foaming agents
- No dyes or bleaches
- No synthetic preservatives
- No sulphates or silicones
- No fillers
- Aluminium free · cruelty free · vegan
- Sustainable, reusable packaging
Go read the bottle in your shower. We'll wait.
| Dirty AF | The bottle you've got | |
|---|---|---|
| Ingredients | Four. All pronounceable. | Count them yourself |
| Scent | Essential oils only | Look for "parfum" or "fragrance" |
| Foam | None — no foaming agents | Bubbles doing the marketing |
| Colour | None added | Check for artificial colours |
| Packaging | Reusable tub | Single-use plastic bottle |
| Made | Handcrafted in Australia | Check the fine print |
Complete the ritual
Free shipping starts at $90, Australia-wide.
Before you ask
Why doesn't it foam?
No foaming agents means no bubbles doing the marketing for you. The paste is worked onto wet skin, so the bicarb can neutralise odour and buff away the day where it actually sits.
What about sensitive skin?
Patch test first — it contains vodka and bicarb, which can irritate some people. If you're prone to dryness, start with Morning Glory. When in doubt, check with a healthcare professional.
Shipping and returns?
Free shipping on orders over $90, Australia-wide — orders typically take 3–7 business days. Unopened products can be returned: see our refund policy for how.